Infectious diseases

[firebird]

Hi

I've got the flu. Not one of those silly little girlie sniffles that ladies get but proper man flu. I've tried soaking my feet in a bowl of meths, tying dirty rags around my neck and rubbing steam oil in my chest all to no avail. Has any one got a cure???

Cheers

Rich

 

[kellswaterri]

Yep...GIVE it to someone else :big: :wall:

 

[steamboatmodel]

One Hot Rum Toddy every hour and stay in bed.
It won't help cure the flu, but after a while you won't care, plus you will sleep which will help and you will stay away from the rest of us and not share the flu.
Regards,
Gerald

 

[oldboatguy]

Have a large whiskey & honey mix every hour or so but be careful. Go easy on the honey!

 

[CrewCab]

Have a large whiskey & honey mix every hour or so but be careful. Go easy on the honey!

Bet me to it 8) ................. works for me

CC

 

[itowbig]

whiskey works for me

 

[Brian Rupnow]

Gargle with rye whiskey---then swallow. If not better in 2 weeks, draw up last will and testament or join alcoholics anonymous!!!

 

[John S]

I feel for you.
The other week I got a dose of Alice.

Don't know how infectious it is but Christopher Robin went down with it ..............

.

 

[tel]

I got it as well - send rum and scotch.

 

[CrewCab]

- send rum and scotch.

I'm expecting to get it 

 

[seagar]

I havn't got it yet butI will take these cures to keep it away :big:

Ian

 

[firebird]

Hi all

Very constructive comments. Can't chat for long though, I'm having a very meaningful discussion with Jack Daniels. He seems to understand ;D ;D ;D ;D : : : :big: :big: :big:

Cheers

Rich

 

[Stan]

John: Did you forget the military movies on how to avoid a dose from Alice?

 

[CrewCab]

Stan .......... behave

Mmmmm ......... about distributing the whiskey ........... mind, methinks Rick might need to go shopping first so ........ no "breath holding" guys :


I really do hope all you lot recover quickly ............. and also ......... that you keep it to yourselves

atb

CC

 

[wareagle]

firebird, my best wishes for a speedy recovery! For medication sake, the first thing that pops into mind is Tamiflu. You have to have a prescription for it in the states, but it works. Beyond that, just take it easy and get as much rest as you can.

Good luck and get well fast!!!

 

[chuck foster]

wife is sick,daughter is sick, son is sick................as for me i'm ok (so i think) :big:

firebird.............get well soon.

chuck

 

[firebird]

Hi all

Well my discussion with Jack certainly helped, I slept like a log. Funny thing though, my head feels a bit fuzzy this morning?

Cheers


Rich

 

[ksouers]

It's just the flu, Rich. Another conversation with Jack will help that ;D

 

[firebird]

Hi

I'm having another meeting with him around 10.00pm

Cheers

Rich

 

[wareagle]

I'm having another meeting with him around 10.00pm

I just hope it doesn't result in a hostile take over!