This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to
>> all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very
>> serious. The rest of us guys find it rather funny.
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>> Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
>>
>> Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse
>> fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a
>> ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this
>> procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
>> properly trained personnel.
>> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining
>> the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and
>> harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ
>> depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
>> replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced
>> using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static
>> sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden
>> discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be
>> used immediately.
>> It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls
>> for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any
>> customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of
>> removing these necessary items.
>>
>> To re-order, specify one of the following:
>>
>> P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
>> P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
OK was not going to post this and hijack the thread from a serious question but since it has already degraded figured it would not hurt.
Tin